We went to LACMA, which stands for Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Free to locals, 15 bucks for this tourist. I would say I got my money’s worth just to see Mikey and Bubbles in person.

Giant Balloon Dog. I love you.

Tidbit about Schmolly: She loves rainbows! And men, she also loves men, just happens to like rainbows also.

I really want this for my living room.

This is INSIDE a giant rusted metal maze type thing that reminds me of a winding canyon. Best art ever! It took up a whole floor in the modern art building.

Blue Sky and restored streetlamps. (Sorry everyone else in America! Hope the snow stops soon. I am trying not to laugh at your horrible icy misfortune. You can mock me four months from now when I am sweating my ass off walking to the mailbox in 120 degrees of Arizona Sun!)

Antique Spanx. Notice how they want their asses to look much bigger, not smaller. Let’s bring it back ladies!

Giacometti. Gorgeous.

Giant Comb. Fabulous. I want it for my bathroom.

More sexy antique shape-wear. Someone’s great great grandma was PIMP!

This is Schmolly’s very best “stoptakingmyfuckingpicturebeforeIkillyou” look:

More stories to come. Thank you for looking at my pictures.

Love the pictures!! We are freezing our asses off here in Kansas!! Glad you all are having some fun!!